Round Four: Neko Vs Elberich

Hello everyone!  I'm your new announcer, Neko the Legendary Kittybird, who is replacing the burnt up one you all just had.  Truly a loss.

ANYWAY!  From atop my cat tower in the announcing box, our contestants are entering the spooky forest arena.  That is a nice area, where did we get that?  Oh?  You just yanked a forest into here?  How?  ...oh.  Well then.

Our first contestant is Elberich the Squamous...what's a squamous?  Is that similar to a Bigfoot? Then he's the oddest Bigfoot I ever saw because I have yet to see any wear aviator caps and goggles.  He champions the...um...the Quiet.  Isn't that the Fear thing that wants to turn everything into nothing?

And his opponent is...I need to find the paper.....oh!  HEY!  There is only ONE NEKO on this planet and that's me-Oh, she ISN'T a kittybird.  She's just some human with a feather jacket and a claw on her left hand with armor.  She's supposed to be the champion of Valravn.  ...That just sounds like someone forgot how to spell Valkyrie. And smushed it with raven. 

That jacket actually looks pretty neat though, maybe I can make one late-Okay okay!  I'll announce the fight!  Sheesh.

Anywho, both are looking for each other in the dark and misty forest.  Well, Elberich is, Neko looked to be looking around for something while getting what looks to be a pouch out of her coat.  What is she pulling out?  Feathers?  Why does she need feathers?

Oh, her personal power requires feathers.  Hmm...illusions?  Oh don't tell me she's going to cast illusions of chocobos or something.  That would be ridiculous. 

As for Elberich...hey!  Did he just walk through that tree?!  These papers are saying he can phase in and out of existence. Like Kitty Pryde?  The X-Men of Fear.  Nice.  He has a nice dagger on his belt, so why isn't he using it?  Oh, he prefers hand to hand and improvising with whatever's at paw.

Okay, Neko finished doing something and Elberich just spotted her.  Apparently she just spotted him as well as she is freaking out and running away.  Elberich is chasing after-oh!  He fell down into the ground!  Was that quicksand?  Wait, no!  That was a hole!  That hussy cast an illusion on a hole!

Okay, she's running back to the hole, making a ball of what looks to be black lightning form in her hand before throwing it down into the hole before fleeing again.  What's that su-

ACK!  It was a grenade?!  I thought her power was ball lightning!?  ....well now that I think about it, that is kinda the same thing.  Is he dead?  Well, I don't see him coming out of that hole so....

Is Neko the winner?  I think she's the winner. 

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Round one: The first match

The Fears are growing restless. Which means we should get started before they decide to kill us all. I will now draw the numbers of our first champions. First up is Kiro Cloudwatcher. Wait, do we allow cats in this tournament? What even is a cat-kraken? You know what, never mind we'll just go with it. This Eldritch cat is the champion of the Masked God. Which is a Fear I've never even heard of before. Are we sure this is even a real contestant? Alright, I'm being told that yes the Masked god is a real fear and yes we allow cats in the tournament. Which seems unfair but okay. The Masked god must be really shy, which could be why I've never heard of him. It also explains the masks. The opposing champion will be, hold on my hand is stuck in the lottery jar. There it is. Our cat champion's opponent will be "Tod the Reckless". This skitchy kid is championing the Plague Doctor. You all must be wondering if we have taken measures to protect our audi
Read more

Round 7 Finals: Neko vs Kiro Cloudwatcher!

This is it... The final Round. Who will win... The eldritch Cat Thing championing a fear I've never heard of or the woman with a bird motif, cat name and also championing a fear I've never heard of?! Who knows... Although I'm rooting for Kiro since I at least actually remember Kiro from the last tournament and I like rooting for things that are familiar to me. Although I don't remember them being an eldritch creature last time... I do remember them having an adorable cat though. Also they apparently killed Somnam in this tournament and frankly screw that guy. This time the fighting is taking place in a grand... Perfectly normal arena... Sometimes I feel like they really skimp on the budget for these final fights... Curiously this arena's close quarters and high visibility, means there's not much chance of Kiro getting to use their drawing ability or Neko using her illusion ability. At least not to great effect... Should be interesting to see how they adapt t
Read more

Round three: Ace vs. Scarecrowe

Oh, hey, I survived that round. Anyhow, our next round is Ace, champion of the Archangel, versus Scarecrowe, champion of the Siren. Nerd versus goth... nice. Alright, things are getting started. Ace charges at Scarecrowe, and prepares to attack; Scarecrowe grabs a straight razor and throws it at him. Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Right in the shoulder. Ace looks to be raising his other arm. Not sure what he's doing... oh, firing blobs of partially-solid black mist. That's unexpected. Erm. I think. Didn't really get a lot of time to read up on our contestants, I'll be honest. Kinda got shoved into the job after the last announcer died. Scarecrowe dodges, but a lot of the goop-mist hits regardless. (Pretty obvious if you're paying any attention to the match, though apparently this whole thing is getting transcribed too, so I may as well mention it.) Meanwhile, Ace takes his chance as Scarecrowe is knocked back a little. He does... something... well, he looks a
Read more