Opening ceremony.
Welcome, everyone. Please take your seats. Don't mind the restraints on your chairs, those are just for show. I promise. Is everyone sitting down? Alright we can begin then. Long ago in ancient times there was a tournament where the most powerful beings smashed each others skulls in. Not that all of them had a skull but that's beside the point. These were called the Match of the Century/Millennium. However due to public complaints of gratuitous violence, water pollution (the blood had to go somewhere), overdue parking tickets and far too much noise pollution, these tournaments were cancelled. However we have finally raised enough funds to bring them back! Most of these funds came from the bake-a-convocation-bird sale we did a few months ago. That and from us begging the Slender man for some cash he earned from his awful acting career. For this new revamped version of the tournament the Fears themselves have picked their champions. These champions have been pulled from t...